y did u give ur computer a hand job?
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
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