Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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