the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
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I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
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My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
Why are there condoms taped to the handle of Tito’s?
I get horny when I drink, pregnant when I fuck and I never lose the booze unlike my purse
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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