i just realized Britney Spears and I are more alike than I thought. Both of us have our parents in complete control of our lives, we both have restraining orders on previous boyfriends, and we all know both of us can put on a hell of a show
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
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