And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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