her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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