We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
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screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
I just got carded by a ten year old.
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
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How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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