My room smells like vodka and shame
in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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