there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
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Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
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You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
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