Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
What happened to fro yo and sex?
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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