Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
So turns out my new assistant isn't really my assistant. The owner needed a title for his FWB so his wife wouldn't catch on. I got a three hundred a month credit limit boost on my corporate credit card instead.
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
Randomize
