i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
You ate ashes out of my bong
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
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