So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
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On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
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Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
Somewhere out there, on several phones belonging to strangers, exists a video of me rapping Baby Got Back on stage in four inch heels that I stole from the drag queen. Also I made out with the chick with the octopus tattoo.
You have the best birthdays
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
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