I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
