just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
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