were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
Randomize
