Christians are straight up FREAKS
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
If I could pick any std, I would pick genital herpes. Seriously. Have you seen the commercials? The lady is riding a fucking bike, swimming, and on a date. I have a perfectly fine vag and all I do is go to the library.
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
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Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
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His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
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