Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
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