you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
It's just like the Real World with babies
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
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You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
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I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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