The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
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The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
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I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
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