No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
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her body is proportioned like a family guy character
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
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New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
When are your genitals available?
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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