At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
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