Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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