Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
Is it normal to miss your booty call?
Have you finally orgasmed yet?
If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
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