I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
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i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
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