He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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