Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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