Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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