good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
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How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
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I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
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