What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
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