I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
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whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
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Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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