Me. At least after what I've been through.
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
Woke up with a treasure map of my room stuck with sticky tape to my ceiling. followed it and found $75 with a note saying; "eat this if we're invaded"... I'm never getting stoned again
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
You attract beautiful men with jobs. I attract ONE WITH A SOUL PATCH.
it was a sexy soul patch.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
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