so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
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The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
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I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
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