what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
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Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
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Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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