Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
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