Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
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I swear to god I'm going to hunt down and stab the next telemarketer that calls from a blocked number while I'm waiting for my STD results...
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
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Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
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