the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
Randomize
