Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
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when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
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Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
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