I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
I blew past the Governor's motorcade going twice the speed limit and DIDN'T get a ticket. God wants me to get laid.
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
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