I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
you have to choose: penises or morals?
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
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