i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
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