I slept walked to the toilet and woke up pooping. Easily one of the most disorienting events of my life.
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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