I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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