I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
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The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
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I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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