She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
That fat broad you banged out last night is still here and I can hear her snoring through the living room wall. I would leave, but I don't want to come home to an empty fridge.
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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