Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
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she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
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Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
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