physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
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Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
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STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
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