I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
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