I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
Randomize
