Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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