I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
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Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
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Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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