He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
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the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
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So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
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