Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.
But I always wanted my obit to read "Died violently in casino orgy," not "Never woke up from rectal surgery."
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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