nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
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